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Do’s and Don’ts For The Day

  • Don’t complain that it’s hot. We all know
  • Do grill out. That’s what men do. Be a man
  • Don’t show off your dad bod. Keep your shirt on and tucked into your shorts like a normal dad.
  • Do say ‘Merica at least every 52 seconds
  • Don’t wear flip flops. Men wear sandals, also referred to as mandals.
  • Don’t over cook anything on the grill. Real men are always on point while grilling. Don’t be a rookie
  • Do talk about how perfect your lawn is. It’s what we do as men.
  • Don’t ever let another man use your grill. You cannot ever be emasculated like that

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